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Name: rui
Birthday: 9/4/1991
Gender: Female
Interests: i like basketball, my homie's pets, my ex-pets and yo momma's jokes.
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Member Since:
8/16/2006
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| Same date, different year.
It's been too long
Blame, change
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These
were the reasons why I could haul my ass into class everyday in Sec4
despite all the fat jokes that D L__ made and all the
"I'm-not-married-and-I-don't-think-I-ever-will-be-that's-why-I'm-in-such-a-shitty-mood"
crap Satan used to throw at us while lumbering around the classroom
thinking it's so cute
-Yvonne wrapped her head using the
bandage meant for my grazed knee(due to an extremely hilarious yet
totally embarrassing badminton experience that left me pus-sing for
weeks) and she lay in the middle of the class acting dead, Joella
walked past her rolling her eyes without showing an concern for her AND
AND Yvonne stuck out her middle finger at her!
-And at the same
time, Bert and Adele took the squirt bottle thing and starting
squirting at people downstairs, THEY THOUGHT IT WAS RAINING! They even
managed to squirt this girl right in the face and they squirted at Miss
Julie Wee too.
-Amanda and I went to the police station with
Yoke and while she was making the police report on her shoes, we
inserted pregnancy, family planning, defense against robbers pamphlets
and leaves and twigs and pebbles into her bag and her fake drawer
compartment pretending to be a file/worksheet holder. She still found
them occasionally during lessons in between her worksheets weeks after
that. And to top it off, Mandy and I put this giant rock we found on
the ground into her bag and she didn't find it until we go out of the
cab! And Yoke was so pissed she said she'll stuff it down our throats.
HAHAHAHA
-I ate a prawn that I cooked during Bio for 5 bucks and Yoke refused to pay
-Laur
and I dangled a picture of Rain(the Korean singer) down to CO via a
broken correction tape we found and started singing "Rain is coming
down through the rooftop" And Celene and Elissa totally tricked us and
said Miss Leong got really pissed and we got so scared
- We waxed during Bio and we all persuaded Mandy to try and wax her armpit and THE WAXED RUBBED OFF AND GOT STUCK ON HER ARMPIT.
-We stuck Yoke's leg hair on the back door and wanted to start a museum with that
-Farhana,
Laur and I went to "Disneyland"(the broom closet) and 5 seconds later
we trooped out happily talking about the rides we rode
-Four Words: PENCIL UP TIFF'S NOSE
-Yvonne
dangled Teef's and Yoke's rackets down to the Sec 2 classes and hung
their bags on the projector screen thing and when they came back it was
such a magnificent sight; Teef got really pissed.
-Yoke's BLACK DROOL at Food Republic
-STUDY CAMP(One of the highlights of Sec 4; I swear the things we do)
-DRAMAFEST
-Lit Tuition with Clara, Charlene and Yoke
-Our
famous Lit teacher (fake banana, fake accent) TURNING DOWN THE FANS and
I told Farhana to turn the fans back up, and the Lit teacher CAUGHT HER
(Are you hot? Well think cool thoughts) I'm quite sure all of us wanted
to bitch slap her at that point of time. Plus she came in when lesson
was ending in 5 minutes and said " Let's make the best of this time"
-Our English teacher's famous " WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO CARE ABOUT" (rest head on hands and rests hands on OHP) to Yvonne
-We were playing soccer during PE And when no one was near Teef at all, SHE FELL DOWN
-I
was banging on Teef's toilet door so hard because she was taking so
long and it swung open. We both screamed and Yvonne asked me if Teef
was standing up
-I passed a list of "stuff you would pay me to bake" and while some people wrote ES CARGO, Yvonne wrote BLACK PEPPERED VAGINA.
-Bio
Tuition with Yoke and Teef and MEGAN and crazy Matthias and Malay girls
who ate the specimen after experimenting with it. (I SWEAR)
-Mandy had a secret relationship with our A Math remedial teacher
-Lynette calling ____ a bitch in her face and getting into trouble; she was hailed a hero in DG
-Arm Wrestling(I'm still King)
-Mrs Logan: The LIGHT will BULB
Bert: HAHAHAHAHA BULB
Mrs Logan: Thank you Alberta for pointing that out
(Mrs Logan couldn't stop smiling through the entire lesson)
-Mrs Logan: So where do you put the light splint? Up your nose?!?!
-Xue Hui always burped but blamed Mandy I knew it wasn't Mandy but still believe Xue Hui and Mandy would get pissed
-Mandy mispronouncing 4 words in a row "May I pleeeeeeiz say Meeeeeees Audray Tan" at the staff room
-Once,
Yvonne drooled all over her math worksheet, and when she woke up, half
her paper was smudged with drool and when she went to the toilet to
wash up, I raised the worksheet and showed it to the class, She got
pissed
-During break, DG would totally take over the whole corridor(I remember
Mrs Choo used to scold us and asks us to move) and throw food at each
other, it was like a party everyday how we used to bring food to share;
everyone used to go crazy over my egg sandwich. Yvonne would always
threw food down to the fish pond and that's why the fishes died.
-Buying food to eat in class, we would actually pass it around and share
-The
dirt and filth of our classroom would cause every teacher to complain
against us, and it's always the same people sweeping but somehow the
mess would never subside
-We played dodge ball for PE and Xue Hui got all of us to start chanting "AUDRIE OUT AUDRIE OUT"
-Farhana's "put the donkey pencil on her head" thing which was just hilarious
-We sang so loud the National Day songs so loud and were so damn proud of it
-How
we didn't practice for class cheer in Sec 3 but won first place but in
Sec 4 we practiced but got 3rd and hated GY for being first place when
their cheer was so stupid
-We kicked ass at everything we did; even procrastinating and under performing, no one did it better than us
--
From Jessie:
GIRLY MAN! HAHAHAHAHA OMG IT WAS SO SO SO EFFING FUN??
RECAP! 1.
when me, rui, tiff, amanda and farhana changed into our costumes like 3
hours before EBTP just because we were so excited to wear them. 2. when tiff just kept posing everywhere for some reason. 3. zooming in on yoke mun's photo. 4. HAVING DRAWN-ON THICK ANGRY BROWS OMG. 5. yvonne and lauren's drama about some old man on the bus. 6. ZEN ME BAN 7. HAHAHAHA OMG, when alberta just skipped into the storeroom like "oooh! whats that?" and rui locked her in. 8. amanda tripping during the practice, i did not see it but i bet it was extremely funny. 9. when amanda thought some random old woman was dora ong. 10. drawing mr teh on the board, but mr teh said it was ugly and told us to clean it off. 11.
doing some meditating thing but farhana got so into it, she somehow
landed on the floor while the rest of us were just staring at her. --
HAHAHA anyway, during english class like yesterday or something.
miss seow asked us to do some english worksheet like to change the
mistakes and stuff. so the sentence was "he grapped me when i was about
to strike him." miss seow: so we should change grapped to grabbed. alberta: miss seow? can i put groped? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG, AND I SWEAR SHE ACTUALLY MEANT IT. and, miss seow: the bus stop is not a conducive place to make friends, what is a good place to make friends? lauren: chatrooms. miss seow: WHAARRRRTTT??? --
From Yvonne(to me)
I'm going to miss annoying the hell out of you, drawing my love on you
when I'm pissed and bored, you shouting at me; Laughing at satan,
sleeping and waking each other up, copying math, drawing straight lines
on a curved graph, getting yelled at for talking in class; Our
separated tables, hello panda that you buy but somehow ends up empty
under my desk, my rubbish that somehow ends up under your desk.
--
There's
probably a ton of more things to add, but sadly they have faded from my
memory. So if you have any more things to add, please do. It's the
small things like that we have to keep us going
What I'll give to have all those times back
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| it's 3 in the morning and i have finally made up my mind. i won't delete this or any of my entries because of the bittersweet memories on this, the pictures the laughs the moments my class my team mates my friends and all that and i don't regret anything i've done and said on this blog, but it inevitably brings back memories. some good some bad some i want to keep and some i want to forget but you cant throw away your past because that makes your future. whatever. anyway this blog would be open to whoever, whenever to anyone who missess anything that happened last time and want to re visit that moment again(if i have it) through pictures videos or my entries and if anything here means something to you, and you want to talk or whatever feel free to drop me a line or anything. (note: i'm not trying to be sappy or poetic or dramatic or attention grabbing or any other names you might try to throw at me) i just want to say thank you to everyone out there who made my year such a wonderful one. you have no idea what you guys mean to me; i'll never ever forget my 10 years in sc. (hopefully we'll all keep in touch but what are the odds of that) and frankly i'm tearing as i think about all the things i have done with such wonderful people. from the bottom of my heart i'd like to thank each and everyone of you. i dont need to name all of you, you know what you did and what kind of an impact it has had on me. thank you. one day we will look back on all this and laugh at how silly we've all been. and if this means anything to you, you will know what to do. thank you. my friends. | | |
| HIATUS
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birthday
yoke!
 
thanks for everything beautiful 
ok it's official. i have finally fucking woken up. i realized that when
i get back my prelim/ o level results, i do not want to feel like how i
felt today. i promise myself that i would never ever let myself feel that kind of deep disappointment, no, not even disappointment. it's deeper than that. that kind of "oh-you-were-so-close-but-too-bad-you-came-out-short-because-your-life-just-has-to-fucking-suck" feeling. even deeper than that actually. can't explain it. i just know that i never ever want to feel it. ever again. not now, not in jc, not in uni, not when i start to work. never ever in my life.
never again will i let myself feel so fucked up. no it's not fucking ok and i'm sorry if i sound complacent but we all have different standards of ourselves right.
all the best for prelims everyone. if you feel like giving up, remember you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow cus opportunity comes once in a lifetime. how fucking true is that? one shot everyone. one fucking shot. that's all we have. don't throw it away. you want something? go get it. period and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. the moment you want to give up on yourself think about how you want to feel when you get your prelim or o levels marks. do you want to be one of those on the stage that miss heng announces for great improvements academically and you get to shake her hand, and show the school how great you are that they would publish your name in the yearbook, or one of those losers crying behind the khoo audi. i don't know about you? but i want to be a winner.
remember: you only get one shot.
and to everyone who didn't their ideal chinese results, at least we have one more chance. one last chance. take it don't waste it. ok? and chin up everyone. don;t let oral and bitchy examiners and anything else bring you down. not for prelims. we are better than this.
chin up weizhen 
hiatus till after prelims at least. i swear.
peace
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